I’d rather wake up momentarily unaware of who I am with a pounding headache and a sore throat from alcohol and cigarettes than roll over and be reminded that you’re not here.
"We’re adults, but, like…adult cats. Someone should probably take care of us, but we can sort of make it on our own."
my roommate, on the question “are we adults” (via disjunct)
There is a man dressed as captain jack sparrow walking around the train stationI wasn’t joking
The worst pirate I’ve ever heard of, catching public transport.
Ah, but you have heard of him